Imagination for title failed
guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks

The kind of guy everyone would fall in love with, even if they didn’t want to.

Reblog if you’re a fangirl.

loganssecret:

stylinsonz:

The notes

We could rule the world, destroy countries, build fantastic cities made of tecnologies, declare heterosexuality illegal, pilot every freaking show.

Bitches, what about Fanboys? excuse me

hhawkeye:

when you find out an actor you think is cute is around 32 and you’re like “wow he’s really young”

that’s when you know you have a problem

beckyxvx:

misscoco:

parselmovth:

pixierose1:

j-nine:

mergersandexecutions138:

Dying. Accurate as fuck. 

Im not even a bachelorette. But this sums up me pretty damn well. Wow. Scary.

My life

SO ACCURATE OMG

Oh my god this is like my autobiography

This literally is my life. The “Adjust boobs: Forget to check if people are looking” one… I was at work and was having a good old rummage in my bra to adjust my boobs and then realised I was right in front of the CCTV cam in the corridor which gets monitored permanently. Ah well…

thelocalpaedo:

Plot twist: Johnny Depp is actually Tim Burton

zaynshomoerection:

trying to explain fandom things to non-fandom people is like trying to explain trigonometry to a dog