The notes
We could rule the world, destroy countries, build fantastic cities made of tecnologies, declare heterosexuality illegal, pilot every freaking show.
Bitches, what about Fanboys? excuse me
when you find out an actor you think is cute is around 32 and you’re like “wow he’s really young”
that’s when you know you have a problem
Dying. Accurate as fuck.
Im not even a bachelorette. But this sums up me pretty damn well. Wow. Scary.
My life
SO ACCURATE OMG
Oh my god this is like my autobiography
This literally is my life. The “Adjust boobs: Forget to check if people are looking” one… I was at work and was having a good old rummage in my bra to adjust my boobs and then realised I was right in front of the CCTV cam in the corridor which gets monitored permanently. Ah well…










